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O M GD E A D
i’m jumping out the window
Stop what you’re doing and watch this
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
"why didn’t you do your homework?"
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
This is Hieu Van Le, A vietnamese refugee who came to Australia in the 70s who is now the Governor of South Australia. My favourite part of this story is where he recounts his entry to Australia:
"Living in a refugee camp was one of the most horrific experiences one can go through," he said of the experience.
He boarded another leaky vessel to try for Australia, nervous of being turned away. But the fears proved to be unfounded. He says he still recalls the greeting he received from a pair of fisherman in a small boat off Darwin Harbour.
"One of the guys raised a stubby up as if proposing a toast. ‘G’day mate,’ he shouted. ‘Welcome to Australia’." (X)
This is the Australia I know and love, not the country that embraces a shitty racist refugee policy that locks desperate people in a multi-billion dollar prison.
This is the Australia we need to build right the fuck up on the ashes of our racist bullshit.