childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

"I’d make-out to Arctic Monkeys with you"

— Ancient Proverb implying utmost respect and honour (via imjustbeingfriendly)

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

Kit Harington and Richard Madden for Esquire.

homeiswherethecrimeis:

So today in class I got an adorable paper airplane from the girl who sits behind me after saying I didn’t give a fuck.
To my surprise there was a little note written inside for me.
Thank you friend, I now have a fuck to give.

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sherlockedatstarfleet:

OH MY GOD

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

HW